Harry Potter and the Paper-Cut Terrorist
Sunday, September 17th, 2006Writer’s Blog: J.K. Rowling vs. Airport Security
Somebody in the TSA has got to get a grip.
J.K. Rowling tried to return home recently and had a run-in with airport security:
Airport security tried to stop her from taking the unfinished, handwritten manuscript of the last Harry Potter book on board the plane as carry-on luggage.
What the heck is going on here?! What was she going to do, threaten to read the pilots to death? Give everyone on the plane a nasty paper-cut until her demands were met?
Okay, I can see how that would be dangerous. After all, those cuts could get infected! Those would be dark days indeed…
What’s next? Are women going to be required to remove their underwire bras? Those things can be dangerous, right? What about belts? Heck, you could strangle someone with a shirt, couldn’t you? With the proper training, you could use your glasses as a knife. Maybe we should all just be shipped in suspended animation for safety.
I know the TSA rule-makers have an impossible job on their hands, but these restrictions are getting to be almost cartoonish in their paranoia.
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