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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening
January 28th, 2007

Swiping a sirloin is certainly stupid

Why Americans love to shoplift meat. - By Brendan I. Koerner - Slate Magazine

Meat is the #1 item shoplifted from grocery stores. That has got to be one of the weirdest statistics I’ve come across. And it seems the majority are doing it just because they “feel they deserve it.”

There is a serious problem with entitlement in this country. Too many people feel they deserve something more than they have earned. That just seems to be a basic truth in America today. It is true that some people are disadvantaged, or simply being taken advantage of, and should be getting more than they are, but seriously, that’s not who we’re talking about here (emphasis is mine):

Though men and women shoplift in equal numbers, such aspirational meatlifters are most likely to be gainfully employed women between 35 and 54, according to a 2005 University of Florida study; men prefer to lift Tylenol or batteries, often for resale and often to support a drug or alcohol habit.

So these people grab a better piece of meat and risk fines or jail time just because they don’t want to shell out the extra $2.50 (or whatever it is) to upgrade their entree. It’s not like they can’t afford it, they just don’t feel like paying it. To those people I say: “At what age did your parents drop you on your head?”

I really don’t get it. These aren’t kids getting a thrill out of seeing if they can get away with it. This stuff isn’t being sold to make a profit. There isn’t even any significantly better nutritional value in this theft. The only possible motivation I can come up with is ego. But there should be some associated feeling of guilt here which would to some degree counteract the ego boost, too.

At least I understand the risk/reward ratio of some theft (which isn’t to say I condone it - I just understand it). But this one boggles my mind. If anyone who has committed this crime, or attempted to, happens to read this, please, I beg you, explain to me how you are not a complete and total moron.

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January 24th, 2007

Weird Al Tube

The YouTube Weird Al list

Weird Al Yankovic is the undisputed king of music parody. People have said his career is dead about a year after almost every album he put out, but he keeps proving them wrong for 20 years running. The guy is a master at turning pop-culture on its ear.
The songs are funny on their own, but adding the video element brings his art to a new level. Almost any video you pick from that list will have you laughing, but here are a few of my favorites:

  • White and Nerdy (”MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC” - and look for the Star Wars Holiday Special)
  • Amish Paradise (”We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years!”)
  • The Saga Begins (the Emporer on piano… brilliant.)
  • It’s all about the Pentiums (this one grew on me. Best line: “You’re just about as useless as JPEG’s to Helen Keller”)
  • UHF (This one’s for Mike, the only other person I know who’s seen the movie. The video’s not quite as funny unless you’ve seen the movie. Teaching Poodles to Fly… the firehose… nature’s suction cup… lol… you just gotta see it.)

Post your favorites in the comments!

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January 22nd, 2007

Shop Ahead

Here’s a tip from my sister-in-law. Pretty impressive savings.

This is the perfect time to shop for next year’s winter clothes. We shop at department stores like Macy’s and Sears and pay a fraction of the regular cost. The sale is anywhere from 50-70% off. [My daughter's] clothes were about $60 and the regular cost was $200. Don’t forget about PJ’s, Carters has theirs on sale for $6.99.

If you have young kids, you know they’re outgrowing their clothes as you read this. With a little planning ahead, you can save a bundle.

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January 22nd, 2007

How to deal with Cops

I just ran across a blog that offers “Tips for Life”. In two articles, they provide perspectives on how to deal with police officers if you are pulled over for any reason (though they both show a focus on DUI).

The first is one lawyer’s advice: A Lawyer’s Advice: How to deal with Cops >> Dumb Little Man

The advice here is basically: keep your mouth shut and ask for a lawyer.

The second covers reactions to that advice, and further advice, from cops themselves: The Flipside: A Cop’s Advice on How to Deal with Cops

Here’s the meat of the cop’s advice:

“Here is what I tell my family and friends (I AM NOT A LAWYER, THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE):

If you drink and drive and get arrested for DUI, do everything the officer says. Take all the tests, take the breathalyzer. On the first court date, meet the prosecutor. Tell him you want to represent yourself and that you’ll plead guilty TODAY in exchange for a rescission of the summary license suspension and a small (say $500) fine. The prosecutor gets to immediately clear a case from his workload, and you get to get on with your life with a hand slap. And no greasy lawyer gets thousands of dollars of your money so you can take a plea six months from now anyway. When all is said and done, you pay $1500 in towing fees, fines, court costs, etc. rather than the $4000-$7000 you’d pay with a lawyer.”

Interesting reading. Here’s my advice, simplistic though it may be: don’t do something that gets you pulled over.

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January 22nd, 2007

How to keep your house from collapsing around you

Hometime - How-To - Project Help - Preventive Home Maintenance

This is a great list. Excellent reminders. I am terrible at home maintenance so I actually need these kinds of reminders—otherwise I just wait around for something to fall apart, which requires me to pay out the nose for some professional to fix it. Dumb.

Just one question for all you readers: how many of those chores do you actually do?

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January 21st, 2007

U.S. National Savings Rate breaks a bad barrier

Our National Savings Rate Is Embarrassing [Fool.com] January 17, 2007

Wow… this was surprising to me:

…consider these historical numbers for the U.S. personal savings rate:

* 1984: 10.8%
* 2001: 1.8%
* 2003: 1.4%

Do you see a troubling trend? So do I. Care to guess where we landed in 2005?

* 2005: (0.5%)

That’s right — negative savings!

Is that unprecedented? Well, not exactly. We hit negative levels for two years — during the Great Depression.

I figured Joe American wasn’t doing that great at savings, but those numbers point to a situation much worse than I anticipated. It is definitely my goal this year to help bring that number up a bit.

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January 21st, 2007

“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi”

Slice of Scifi - Science Fiction TV & Movie News, Interviews & more » The New R2D2 Projector

Got a home theater? Don’t care about picture quality, but want your own Astromech droid? Check out the link.

I want one just so I can have it follow me around the house… :)

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January 21st, 2007

A not-so-Genius move

Kilmer plans Genius return - Movie news - Movies - Virgin.net

Okay, Real Genius was a pretty funny Val Kilmer movie. For the 80’s. Making a sequel 20 years later… not so bright.

This does, however, give me the chance to post everyone’s favorite quote from the original:

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning…
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No…
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

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January 20th, 2007

Follow-up review: The Prince of Egypt trailer

On further reflection there is one more thing I want to say about The Prince Of Egypt. The second trailer (included on the DVD) paints the film as a “triumph of the power of the human spirit”. In other words, they’re saying this movie shows how humans can do amazing things when they put their minds to it.

That’s just wrong.

Don’t get me wrong, here… I fully believe that humans can do amazing things when we put our minds to it. Phenomenal stuff. My issue is that this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that. This movie is all about Moses putting himself aside and completely trusting God to fulfill His promise to deliver Israel. This is an oversimplification, but Moses was little more than God’s mouthpiece. He wielded no power of his own, but rather God used him to show His own power. To use just one example, Moses walked into the water and put a stick in it - God created a dry path through a sea. Without God, Moses just had a wet stick.

It kinda bothers me that the message of the marketing would run counter to the message of the film, but I guess that’s Hollywood.

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January 20th, 2007

Review: The Prince of Egypt

It’s hard to do better than the Bible for your source material, so this movie had an edge already. In some ways it lived up to (and exceeded) expectations; in others, it left me slightly disappointed, but overall it was an excellent film.

For those who may not know, the story is set in Egypt during the reigns of Seti (the first, I think), and his son Rameses. (If you somehow don’t already know the story, skip to the next paragraph.) In those times, the Hebrews were slaves of Egypt. Seti was having Hebrew babies killed to control the slave population, but Moses’ mother kept him hidden for three months until she could hide him no longer and had to trust God to keep him safe when she put him in a basket in the Nile River. As in many places, the movie takes a little license here and has the basket floating downstream suviving a number of dangerous situations. (In the Bible, it’s not quite as visually exciting: the Pharaoh’s daughter - not the Queen, as depicted in the movie - finds the basket while on a walk.) Moses grows up in the palace until learning of his true heritage, runs away, meets God (literally, through the Burning Bush) who commands him to return to Egypt and free his people, Israel (the Hebrews). With some rather famous and impressive miracles and plagues, culminating in the parting of the Red Sea, God uses Moses to deliver the Hebrews from the Egyptians.

The movie takes an interesting tack in focusing heavily on the sibling relationship between Moses and Rameses, which is not really mentioned in the Bible. It really puts the story in a light most, I believe, had not considered. Assuming Moses did have a good relationship with Rameses, it adds a much more personal component to their conflict. At times through the movie, you can sympathize with Rameses’ perception of Moses as a betrayer. In general he is portrayed more as a human than an all-powerful head of the dominant empire on the planet, and I think that helps in the film. It also sets it apart from other Exodus epics.

Lots of famous people lent their voices to this film, led by Val Kilmer as Moses. I think he did a good job, though one thing I didn’t like was that his voice was also used for the voice of God. That seemed to me to be a poor choice, as it allows the viewer to wonder if Moses is just hallucinating or imagining God, and that doesn’t strike me as consistent with the rest of the film, which clearly portrays God’s power both separate from and working through Moses.

Visually the movie was stunning (especially as I remember it in the theater - it definitely lost significant effect on my aging television and 2.0 stereo - though still very nice). The hieroglyph dream was really cool and innovative. The climactic parting of the Red Sea was extremely well done, with nuances that amazed me.

The music, by Hans Zimmer, was hit and miss. The power and drama of the opening theme (Deliver Us) was utterly fantastic. You’re Playing With the Big Boys Now — not so much. Through Heaven’s Eyes had some excellent lyrics, but musically could have been a little better (not that it was bad, though - I just wanted a little more out of it). The requisite pop single from the film, When You Believe, was (as usual in these situations) much better in the film than its radio version.

While the movie did take liberties, overall it was very true to the Biblical recounting of Moses’ life through the Exodus, and that is a powerful story. Easily a four-star film. I could even be convinced to add another half-star without much persuasion.

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