Caddickisms

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I haven’t laughed this hard for a while. I fell off my brother’s couch with tears streaming down my face as I tried to read these out loud to my wife. Here’s a short sample:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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