Caddickisms

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I haven’t laughed this hard for a while. I fell off my brother’s couch with tears streaming down my face as I tried to read these out loud to my wife. Here’s a short sample:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. When an episode of Walker Texas . . . → Read More: Chuck Norris will know if you read this