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Stating the obvious: women can’t park

I know I’m going to get some hate mail, or at least some dirty looks, for putting this out there, but I’m just the messenger. Reality is what reality is.

Women worse at parking than men, study shows

Women are slower and less accurate at parking than men, according to a scientific study that confirms the suspicions of many male motorists.

Female drivers take an average of 20 seconds longer to park their cars but are still less likely to end up in the middle of the bay, the research suggests.

This is a scientific study, people. I don’t make this stuff up.

I’m not sure there is a need to pay grant money for studies like this, though. There’s ample anecdotal evidence. Take, for instance, the episode that begins at 0:45 in this video.

Did you notice the elapsed time for that parking job? Three minutes and 59 unsuccessful seconds vs. eight seconds. Seriously…. how much more evidence do you need?

Also, I love the music in that video. Can anyone (other than my wife, who probably won’t talk to me after this post anyway) name the Disney movie the hook in that song is stolen from?

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8 comments to Stating the obvious: women can’t park

  • Oooo Jeff, I don’t know if flowers will smooth this one over with your wife. lol.

    Hamster Dance !!!! We have the CD.

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    Jeff says:

    Ah, Hamster Dance IS the name of the song, but what Disney movie did the hook that starts the song come from?

    As for my wife… well… she just commented here and I’m contemplating how far I can push this before it becomes physical.

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    WiddleShamrock says:

    Can’t think of the movie.

    I like the way your wife thinks :)

    Glad to see she let you live a bit longer and you are still blogging.
    .-= WiddleShamrock´s last blog ..Pottering about the place =-.

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  • Pam

    How ’bout the article, “Women better at giving birth than men, study shows.” I’m just thinking how much more important it is that we can deliver babies than compete with you fellas in parking contests. :)

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    Jeff says:

    Invalid comparison. Men are physically unable to bear children, whereas women are physically able to park a car … at least in theory. :)

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    Pam says:

    Okay, how about this: “Men less able to resist a competition than women.”

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    Jeff says:

    Much better.

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    Pam says:

    Thanks :)

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