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June 23rd, 2008

Khan set us up the bomb!

The New York Times reported last week that Abdul Qadeer Khan may have sold plans for a nuclear weapon:

American and international investigators say that they have found the electronic blueprints for an advanced nuclear weapon on computers that belonged to the nuclear smuggling network run by Abdul Qadeer Khan, the rogue Pakistani nuclear scientist, but that they have not been able to determine whether they were sold to Iran or the smuggling ring’s other customers.

In related news:

Well said.

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June 15th, 2008

Happy Father’s Day

For all you dad’s out there, and mine specifically, Happy Father’s Day.

Thanks for all you’ve taught us, thanks for all the fun we’ve had. Thanks for the trips to the parks, the encouragement, and the discipline. And most of all, thanks for not killing us when we put a hole through the car battery (that may only apply to my Dad…).

Thanks for the support and the love.

And now, a message from the younger generation…

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June 8th, 2008

Five songs that altered my perceptions

Lee has his weekly Top 5 list up over at Quit Your Day Job. This time it’s the “Five songs that have left their footprint in my life.” That’s a tough list to come up with. I’m glad he didn’t say 5 favorite songs, though - that would have been impossible. If we’re just looking for five songs that made a mark in my life, I might be able to do that.

In fact, the first to come to mind is an easy one. This song was my introduction to “grown up” music in the latter half of the seventies. I think I was 7 or 8 when my dad brought a record into my room and said, “here, I think you’ll like this song.” We both sat down with the portable record player and listened to this:

Now, the “59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy)” is not my favorite Simon and Garfunkel song, but it was the gateway into their music and the wider world of non-kids music, so easily gets the number one spot here. The album it came from, “Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme” would similarly get the #1 spot if we were talking about albums. It contains some absolute classics, including “Scarborough Fair/Canticle”. To go a bit off on a side track, 99% of the time, “Fair” (which is a traditional tune, not Simon’s) is performed live without “Canticle” (which is Simon’s), because it’s just impossible to do as a duet. I found this version, though, from Andy Williams’ show in the ’60s that is absolutely beautiful. All of them were in their prime when this was recorded.

Simon and Garfunkel just had an incredible sound. Wonderful, pure harmonies. Wanting to be able to sing like that, as much as anything, got me to join various choirs and appreciate the art of music, which then pulled me (eventually, and at times kicking and screaming) into the world of classical music and a deeper understanding of music generally. In a real way, S&G were the introduction to my musical journey.

Along those same lines, I first heard popular music orchestrated with strings in The Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby.” That was the first time it occurred to me that classical music still had relevance and could be “cool.”

Number 3 in this impactful music list is connected to my wedding (and many others). Steven Curtis Chapman created a perfect wedding song in “I will be here,” as it captures what most grooms want their wives to understand. That my wife’s family (who are all sickeningly talented) performed it for us just cements its importance.

At number 4, and again associated with my wedding, though indirectly, is “The Love of God.” This is a hymn that I had never heard before listening to the arrangement by 4Him, and it hit me on multiple levels. First the words are tremendous (especially the last verse: “Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made; Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade; to write the love of God above would drain the oceans dry, nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky”). Second, it reawakened in me an appreciation of hymns. Most hymns had felt stodgy and detached to me for a long while. Third, it gave me a better sense for how effective an alternate arrangement of a song could turn out - while still retaining the basic melody, this arrangement goes in a direction I never would have conceived, and it works amazingly well. [I couldn't find the song on YouTube, but you can hear it here. {gaahhh... I gotta figure out how to get "object" tags to work right in WordPress!}]

Finally, we come to number 5. Soooo many contenders for this spot. I actually feel stress in making a call on this. Billy Joel, Steve Taylor, Bruce Hornsby, Glad, Phil Collins, John Williams, James Taylor, Handel, and Mozart, among others, all sit together waiting for their spots on this list. They each have at least one song that could easily fit. Heck, I could probably focus an entire post on each of their libraries individually and the multiple, deep impacts they’ve had on me.

So… what to do? I’m going to go in a new direction on this one. My #5 spot is going to “The Anniversary Song” by my brother-in-law, Jim. He’s kind of shy about sharing his stuff publicly, and he writes, performs, records, mixes, and produces them himself, so I don’t want to put it out there without getting his permission. This particular song is a thank you to his parents on their anniversary and a reminder of their legacy. Though completely its own, it’s very reminiscent in conception to “Leader of the Band” by Dan Fogelberg in its general style and parallels between music and family. It’s an excellent song, and in my opinion could do well in mass market. It’s not so much the song itself, though, but that it was created by someone I knew who had no formal music training - though he’d been involved in music all his life. We also have many of the same musical tastes, so I identified with what he was doing, and that spurred me to finally get around to writing some of my own music. His musical talent is far beyond mine, and I think my skills lie in a different area of music, but his efforts and success with that song (and the others on the two albums he produced privately) inspired me to motion. As a result, I’ve arranged a few hymns, written a few not so good things and a few passable things, and continue to work on music (primarily choral) as a hobby.

So there you have it. Plenty of stuff left off, but that’s my list for now. Ask me again tomorrow, maybe you’ll get a different list.

What would you put on your list?

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June 5th, 2008

HostPC supports competitor in crisis

Urgent News Release - HostPC Community Support Forums

See, this is how people are supposed to behave. I have a lot of respect for Joe’s integrity. Joe is the owner of HostPC, the hosting service I use here. On June 1, when his competitor ThePlanet suffered a major crisis that took down their clients’ sites, Joe made this offer:

This evening, one of the datacenters for ThePlanet suffered a major explosion in their electrical room which knocked out power to thousands of customers and destroyed three walls of the building. This was a MAJOR event, supposedly affecting >9,000 servers.

As the leader in DirectAdmin services, we maintain several areas where we can accomodate emergency situations such as these. We are making available, at no cost, as space permits, room for other hosting companies to move their customers (using Directadmin only) temporarily to our facilities.

If we can be of assistance during this emergency for you or your Directadmin customers, please call our Texas office directly at (979)985-5488 - or send an email to joe@hostpc.com with your details (name of company, contact, space needed, etc) - and we’ll see what we can do to accomodate you as best as possible. We don’t have unlimited space, but are willing to share what we do have available to get you and your clients through this emergency.

Best wishes to those affected by this issue. I’m sure ThePlanet is doing everything possible to get services restored.

He didn’t do it to steal the customers. According to the linked discussion, when the crisis was over everyone moved back where they came from. He actually helped a competitor out of a jam because it was the right thing to do. Not a whole lot of businesses would do that.

HostPC provides a great, professional, and low-cost service and they operate with integrity and a customer service perspective. I’ve been with them for years now, and I’m happy I found them. The kinds of things like the quote above are just the icing on the cake. I not only enjoy their service, I’m proud of them.

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June 1st, 2008

MTV Yearbook - where does it take you?

(Okay, there is a lot of YouTube in this post. I got a little carried away. If you’re not seeing it ’cause your IT department is lame, come back when “the man” isn’t holding you down. If your Feed Reader is lame, click on through.)

Walt Mueller pointed to the MTV Yearbook site in his blog, Learning my lines… on Friday. He picked his favorite two years and his favorite video. I thought… hey, I can do that! Guess what… I can’t. My favorite would be somewhere in the eighties probably, since that’s where I spent my teen years, where I was most closely plugged in to the current popular music, but as I went through the years online, I realized that I still don’t know at least half the songs in almost every year.

I’ve known this about myself for years, but when it comes to popular music, I was usually at least 6 months behind everyone else… and that was when I was paying attention. As I moved up through the years in the yearbook to the present, I realized I was recognizing fewer and fewer songs per year as I approached the present.

Not quite sure what to make of that. I’m hoping it’s because the MTV selections started skewing away from my tastes after VH-1 was created. (Hmmm… wonder if they have a yearbook…)

Anyway… of the ones I recognized, there were some that I loved, many I didn’t, some I related to, and some that made me nostalgic. My trip down this particular memory lane led me in a few unexpected directions.

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May 10th, 2008

Forum update on time traveling interference with Hitler

Abyss & Apex : Fourth Quarter 2007: Wikihistory

Okay, if you’ve ever participated in an online forum or newsgroup, you’ve gotta read this mock-forum discussion of the International Association of Time Travelers.

I love this bit:

At 02:29:49, SilverFox316 wrote:
PS to SneakyPete: your Hitler paintings aren’t worth anything, schmuck, since you probably brought them directly here from 1907, which means the paint’s still fresh. Freaking n00b.

It’s not that long, and pretty funny. Click on through.

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May 7th, 2008

How to spend less on gas

10 Simple Changes That Save Gas | The Wisdom Journal

All 10 of these tips are good, and relatively easy to accomplish. Here are first five, with my own thoughts. For the rest, and the original commentary, click through the link above:

  1. Make as many right turns as possible. UPS and FedEx both think it’s important. Look into it. (Hint: less time sitting idle.)
  2. Smooth rides. Don’t floor it ’till you brake it. Smoothly accelerate and decelerate.
  3. Drive under 60, even on the interstate. This one hurts, but the facts blow me away. In fact, I’m just going to quote the Wisdom Journal directly…
  4. According to the EPA, you can assume that each 5 m.p.h. you drive over 60 m.p.h. is like paying an additional 20 to 25 cents per gallon of gas. Wow!

  5. Watch your tire pressure. I knew this already, but it’s easy to get lazy about it. 4-10% decrease in gas mileage is substantial, though!
  6. Stop for yellow lights. This goes along with #2, really.

So, check out the original article for some helpful tips (and thanks, Ron).

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May 4th, 2008

Five years in two minutes, 27 seconds

It’s been quite a while since I found some worthy Babylon 5 geeking. Check this out.

An impressive job. He fits a huge number of major points from the show into that song.

For those who want the lyrics, there’s a normal and annotated version.

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April 21st, 2008

Hitman Monkey

Easily the funniest of these kinds of things I’ve run across…

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There needs to be a Hitman Monkey comic book. A depressed monkey running around whacking people… what’s funnier than that?!

“Hitman Monkey: No Funny Business”

Oh, man… that would have been an awesome background character in a Tick episode. He could have been in the background in every scene quietly taking out the “extras”.

Monkey bomb

(That reminds me… Tick needs to stage a comeback)

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April 17th, 2008

Grilled cheese and the science of successive approximation

Were you paying attention in those psychology classes?

Do you remember the experiments where a rat was trained to press a lever to get food?

It’s amazing how relevant experiments on rats can be to parenting.

In pursuing my psychology degree, I took a lab where I had to perform that experiment myself. I had a rat of my own, which I named - very appropriately, I thought - Rat (hey, if it’s good enough for George of the Jungle, it’s good enough for me).

The first goal of the experiment was to get the rat to understand that pressing a lever meant getting food. There were other goals once that was accomplished, but let’s focus on that goal for now.

Rat was just not getting it. Either that, or he was just really, really stubborn. I spent many nights in that lab until well after midnight faithfully recording him doing nothing of interest (which eventually translated into a graph that crossed enough pages of graph paper to run the length of our dormitory hallway). Eventually, however, he started to get the picture. When he made a move toward the lever, I dropped him a food pellet. If he moved a little closer, he got another pellet. Brushed against the lever? Another pellet. Touched it intentionally? Another pellet. Pressed it completely? More pellets. This process took a long time - but when it worked, it worked. Eventually, getting him to stop pressing the lever (phase 2 of the experiment) was even harder.

That process of rewarding Rat for each progressive step closer to the goal is called “successive approximation.” At first, he didn’t have to press the lever to get food, he just had to look at the lever. Once he got that, he had to make progress toward the larger goal before he’d get his food. Looking at it was no longer enough. He had to move close to it. Eventually, he’s feeding himself by pressing the lever. This teaching method, it has been proven time and time again, works.

Flash-forward almost 20 years. I don’t think about Rat often. But I did today.

My three-year-old daughter has become a very picky eater. It’s gotten to the point that it’s commonplace for my wife to make two different dinners every night - one for “Little Mommy” and one for the rest of us. Last week we decided that would stop. Little Mommy was going to learn to eat what we gave her.

It didn’t go so well for the first 4 days. We had a complete meltdown just getting the compromised 1/8″ square piece of grilled cheese near her mouth. Much drama ensued at that meal. Food flew; screams were loosed. The next day we were visiting friends and despite some earnest attempts at cajoling on all of our parts, no progress was made by us parents (she succeeded in manipulating us, however, which was a setback). The following day we were back at it, though there was much less drama. Finally, today, at lunch, Rat came to mind.

Oddly, it was grilled cheese again. This time, instead of reducing the size of the task, my wife tried something different. She put some soy-butter, Little Mommy’s favorite - on a small part of the top of the sandwich. While that was promptly licked off, I decided to start eating crackers I knew Little Mommy liked. When she asked for one, I said “Sure. Just lick the sandwich - but not on the soy-butter part.” After some whining, she did it, and I gave her a cracker. The next step was to get her to eat just a bite of the sandwich to get another cracker. She couldn’t have gotten a smaller bite if she used a laser scalpel, but she did take a bite, so she got another cracker.

Now we’re at the breaking point. Lots of accolades went along with that last cracker. She’s all proud of herself. Now we push. “Okay, if you take four bites, you can have another cracker.” She likes counting, too, so we all counted the bites, which - without any prompting - got bigger, and bigger, until bite number 4 was actually too much to have in her mouth at once. But as I gave her the cracker, I knew we had finally prevailed. She herself suggested the next goal would be five bites, which she attacked with gusto. With almost nothing left to the sandwich, and praises all around, she had finally eaten the same lunch as everyone else.

I guarantee that without using that successive approximation of licking, to infinitesimally small bites, to larger bites, we’d still have no progress.

Have we won the war? Nope. We’ll probably be able to get her to eat grilled cheese again with minimal effort, but I’m sure that any other “new” food she tries will take at least some degree of that same process.  But we now have a strategy that works. After 4 days of failure with alternate strategies (yelling, bribing, punishing, & others), I’m thrilled to be making progress.

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