For those who are a bit forgetful, I’ll remind you that this is the final “Next Generation” Star Trek film, starring Jean-Luc Picard and crew.

This is widely regarded as one of the worst Star Trek films. The intent was to create a villain to rival Picard the way that Khan rivaled Kirk. . . . → Read More: My marriage’s “Nemesis”]]> Last night, my wife and I watched Star Trek: Nemesis on Syfy (I can’t type that without thinking “dumbest name ever”).

For those who are a bit forgetful, I’ll remind you that this is the final “Next Generation” Star Trek film, starring Jean-Luc Picard and crew.

This is widely regarded as one of the worst Star Trek films. The intent was to create a villain to rival Picard the way that Khan rivaled Kirk. I still remember the buzz at the time this movie was released – “this is The Next Generation’s Wrath of Khan!” they said.

That’s a lot of expectation to place on a movie. Wrath of Khan is looked upon as one of the (if not THE) best Star Trek movies.

It didn’t measure up (not by a long shot, unfortunately), but that’s not the point of this post.

Below is the point.

I am on record (in fact, recorded – at the 37:50 mark) as recognizing my wife’s affinity for Star Trek. She watched all the original series episodes and created her own episodes on cassette tape as a kid (which I’m sure are *ahem* excellent). She is also recognized as having an almost eidetic memory of our dates – she remembers what CDs (and even specific songs) are playing on our way to and from the event, for example, and what date it was, and what we talked about, and what we wore. Crazy stuff.

So that’s what makes the conversations we had during this movie so surprising:

Pam: Have we seen this before?

Jeff: Yes. We saw it when it came out.

Pam: Are you sure? Nothing looks familiar.

Jeff: Yes.

… later …

Pam: Are you sure you went with me? You didn’t go with someone else?

Jeff: I wouldn’t have gone to a Star Trek movie without you!

… later (and this was the kicker) …

Jeff: this was supposed to be Picard’s “Wrath of Khan”.

Pam: Was that good?

Jeff (looking dumbfounded): What?

Pam: What…. was Khan good?

Jeff: Are you serious? Yes! It’s pretty much the best Star Trek movie!

Pam: Yeah, okay, but it’s still kind of silly, isn’t it?

Jeff: Wha..? No! You’ve seen it, right?

Pam: Yeah. That’s the one with Montalban, right?

Jeff (as if she just proved my point): Yep!

Pam: And Chekov with the thing in his ear…

Jeff: yeah…

Pam: and “KHAAAAAAAAN”…

Jeff: yeah, well sure people made fun of that, and rightly so, but it was still an awesome movie!

Pam: Oh. … Really?

Jeff (defeated): what happened to you?

So there it is.

My wife, the woman I thought I knew, doesn’t recognize the awesomeness of The Wrath of Khan. Now I have to question her entire sci-fi pedigree. Has she just been playing me all these years? I mean, I know she wasn’t big on TRON, and hadn’t seen The Last Starfighter, and Star Wars was only a passing interest, but we always had Star Trek.

Now? I just don’t know.

I just.

Don’t.

Know.

At least we have Babylon 5…

Don’t we?

That it has a sci-fi theme is just, well… icing on the cake.

There's really too much to take in here

You need to go to the creator’s site and check out the detail . . . → Read More: The best cake I’ve ever seen]]> I’m not even exaggerating. This blows my mind. There are certainly cakes that are unbelievably beautiful (and this is not one of them), but the level of detail on this cake, and the obvious love put into it, is staggering!

That it has a sci-fi theme is just, well… icing on the cake.

There's really too much to take in here

You need to go to the creator’s site and check out the detail on this thing. It’s just awesome. She even includes how she made some of it.

Here’s my favorite example…

Of course he did!

Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Spaceballs, Alien, Doctor Who, V, Predator, Futurama… it’s all there and way more. Simply awesome.

Go check out the rest of the cake.

Eh… no big deal. That’s just relatively simple memorization (albeit a long list). I’ve got a friend who can name the title of every episode within 13 seconds of the start of the teaser – usually way faster – which is just about long enough for the planet to show . . . → Read More: Star Trek – title recitation record]]> So this guy named all the episodes of classic Star Trek in 1:39 at a World Record Appreciation Society event… apparently setting a record.

Eh… no big deal. That’s just relatively simple memorization (albeit a long list). I’ve got a friend who can name the title of every episode within 13 seconds of the start of the teaser – usually way faster – which is just about long enough for the planet to show up on screen and the Enterprise to begin it’s orbit.

Mike…. take this guy down!

The Stormtrooper’s “Boo-ya” at the end kills me.

To be a total geek, here, I gotta say that a beam meant to take out a planet would not stop at taking out one ship, though. And what’s the Enterprise doing just sitting there? Fishing? Totally unrealistic.

Reviewing Star Trek (2009) is a bit of a difficult task. There is so much that has gone before, both good and bad, that it’s hard to not place this film within the context of everything “Trek.” It has a rather difficult job to fulfill in that it must honor that larger context while at the same time completely reinventing the franchise for a new time and a wider . . . → Read More: Review: Star Trek]]>

The Enterprise leaving the station

Reviewing Star Trek (2009) is a bit of a difficult task. There is so much that has gone before, both good and bad, that it’s hard to not place this film within the context of everything “Trek.” It has a rather difficult job to fulfill in that it must honor that larger context while at the same time completely reinventing the franchise for a new time and a wider audience. And it’s an ‘origin’ story. It begs to be looked at both as an entity unto itself, and as a part of a larger whole.

So that’s what I’m going to try to do. Today’s review is a “two-fer.”

Note: I’m not even going to try to do this without spoilers, so here’s a quick thought before I get started — the movie works. It’s not perfect, but it’s well worth seeing.

Review 1: Stand-alone

The USS Kelvin in the opening battle

Star Trek comes out of the gates with guns blazing as George Kirk takes command of the Federation Starship USS Kelvin, following the death of its captain at the hands of a mysterious and ruthless enemy. His first command ends in flames as he rams the ship into the invader’s vessel in order to buy time for his crew to escape, one of which is his wife, who is simultaneously giving birth to his son, James Tiberius Kirk. It is a great multi-layered opening scene full of action, tension, drama, and emotion.

This is followed by a virtually useless scene in which a young James Kirk drives a car off a cliff and mouths off to a cop. It’s pointless, destructive, and rebellious, which is exactly what Kirk’s life has apparently become, but this is all covered much more effectively in a later scene, which makes this a waste of a couple of minutes. I’m shocked it didn’t end up on the cutting room floor.

And that’s the biggest problem with this movie. The vast majority of it is really excellent (though the opening scene is the best, for my money), but every once in a while that’s punctuated with a “where’d that come from?” moment. Thankfully there aren’t many, but there are enough, in my opinion, to bump my excitement down a notch. It’s a small notch, but it’s worth mentioning.

Other things that didn’t work well with me were an overuse of the “shaky cam” style during battle scenes, coupled with external battle shots that were reminiscent of the Battlestar Galactica style of camera work, and an under-use of the villain, Nero. The last can be excused when you look at the film as hero-focused, rather than villain-focused, but still, it would have been nice to get more on that character than we did (more on Nero in Review 2).

What did work for me, though, was just about everything else. This was really a movie about Kirk and Spock’s friendship being forged, and there it succeeded. Both characters are rebels in their own way, and their stories are built well, with their initial animosity toward each other turning to mutual respect by the end. McCoy, though perhaps overacted a bit, complements the two nicely and is an interesting character in his own right.

The action scenes were well paced and exciting, the effects were top-notch, and the story was easy to follow without sacrificing its large scope.

It’s a fun action ride, and the obvious kick-off to a franchise that will leave you wanting to see the sequel. It’s also worth seeing in the theater.

Review 2: In Context

First of all, this movie does the impossible. It justifies a complete rewrite of everything you know about Star Trek without negating all that has come before. In fact, it even specifically preserves a piece of it.

Guess who doesn't make it back to the ship...

Despite the fact that this is not your father’s Star Trek, it was obviously written with the fans in mind and with great respect for what came before. There are numerous references to the classic series. “I’m a doctor, not a…” “I’m giving her all she’s got!” and “I have been, and always shall be your friend” come immediately to mind. The Red Shirt bought it in style, and with attitude, too. That was actually played for a laugh, assuming you knew the joke.

The fact that Nero, the Romulan with a vendetta against the Federation, and Spock (old version), the Federation ambassador to Romulus, were from the future in the established timeline we all know and love was a stroke of genius. They even explain this during the film (rather obviously speaking to the fans in the audience). When Nero came back and destroyed the Kelvin, it created an alternate timeline. Not a change to the original timeline, which would have created a paradox, but an offshoot. This accomplishes two things: not only does it allow the movie to create its own version of events from that time forward – which it does unabashedly – but (somewhat less obviously) it allows the existing timeline to continue unmolested. If someone were to come along with another Next Generation story, for example, they could still do that and incorporate the events that Spock and Nero describe that caused Nero to go on his rampage within the original timeline. In a very real way, this movie is a sequel, not a prequel. These events follow, by necessity, events that take place after Star Trek: Nemesis. Take a moment and wrap your mind around that.

Now that they can change events with impunity, the writers do just that. When Vulcan is destroyed, for example, Spock is devastated at the loss of his home and people. As fans, we’re in disbelief with him. It throws us off, and truly makes us wonder if some members of the beloved crew may not make it. After all, they just took out one of the most important planets in Federation history. Maybe Chekov or Uhura won’t make it, either.

As a result of their losses – Kirk’s father, and Spock’s mother and home planet – our two main characters are a bit edgier versions than they would otherwise be. Thus, this version of Star Trek is heavier on the action, and lighter on the social commentary. To be honest, it did feel that something was missing. I’m a little conflicted on whether that is a good or bad thing, though.

Scotty was played more for comic relief in this version, though I loved the character anyway. Each of the characters had their comic relief moments, though, as they were each new to their positions and made some rookie mistakes. Those were fun to see. I think they played it up a little too much with McCoy’s fumbling over Kirk’s side-effects to the vaccine he gave Kirk, but there were good moments within that bit, too. Speaking of McCoy, I love that we finally get to hear where he got the nickname “Bones.”

One thing that may not feel satisfying to those who know the Star Trek universe is the explanation of Nero’s motivations. The destruction of Romulus and the involvement of the Federation and Spock, specifically, is sketched out during the film, but not to the extent it should have been. To be fair, there was no time to do it justice within the film in a way that fans would want. To those who are looking for more, I heartily recommend the lead-in graphic novel “Star Trek: Countdown” as a great backstory to flesh out the Nero character more and create a much tighter bridge between the post-Nemesis universe and this film. It’s a great story, and pulls in some Next Generation characters amidst the transformation of Nero from peaceful, helpful miner to raving, grief-stricken lunatic murderer. The downside of reading it, for me, was that I wanted to see more out of Nero in the film itself.

Overall Reaction

With all the changes to the original timeline and looking at the film as an opening to an essentially new franchise, what do I think of it? It may seem like a lot of complaining above (and to be honest, I’m enough of a geek that I could continue to nitpick all day), but I had a really good time watching this film. It wasn’t without its problems, but it really was good. I’m very interested to see what they’ll do in a sequel now that they have the new versions of these characters established and don’t have to work as hard to satisfy fan expectations. They did what they needed to do with this film: win a huge number of new fans without loosing many of the old fans. The field’s wide open now for new stories. I’m ready to boldly go into this newly re-opened frontier.

Hopefully you’ve seen it. If you haven’t, go check it out, then come back here and let me know what you thought.

A few things came to my attention today that I just couldn’t wait to pass on.

First of all, as you undoubtedly know, Watchmen opened today. No surprise there. But did you know these stats?

No. You get action. You get slow motion beatings and martial acrobatics. You get fast cutting, adrenaline pushing excitement and . . . → Read More: Tuesday TubeWatch: Super Bowl Movie Roundup]]> If you were the head of a movie company, which movies would you choose to spend $1.5 million per 30 seconds to advertise during the Super Bowl—an event watched primarily by people who like to watch men running and slamming into each other? Let me give you a hint: it wouldn’t be Wendy and Lucy.

No. You get action. You get slow motion beatings and martial acrobatics. You get fast cutting, adrenaline pushing excitement and special effects so good they’ll burn your eyes out if you stare at them too long.

Consider yourself warned. These things are so good they hurt.

My top three picks for best movie commercials aired during the Super Bowl are…

Star Trek

Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen

GI Joe (which turns out to look way better than I expected it would)

Also interesting, but a distant runner up:

Race to Witch Mountain (I liked the Witch Mountain movies as a kid)

So this’ll be just a quick list for the most part.

The next Family Guy: Blue Harvest special will parody Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. There will also be an upcoming Family Guy episode that features a Star Trek crew:

“In one episode, . . . → Read More: Catch up on Sci-fi news]]> A few things that are now probably old news for some of you have come across my reader. Sorry I didn’t get to pass them on earlier. I done been busy.

So this’ll be just a quick list for the most part.

The next Family Guy: Blue Harvest special will parody Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. There will also be an upcoming Family Guy episode that features a Star Trek crew:

“In one episode, Stewie kidnaps the cast of “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” They (the original cast members) all came back, reunited to do their voices for us,” McFarland teased.

NBC’s My Own Worst Enemy has been cancelled. The 8th episode may be the last to be seen, as the show was cancelled during production of it’s 9th episode. Personally I think they should let it run through the 13 shows originally ordered, but I can understand this show not catching on. It’s no Journeyman. Given more time, though, I could see the overarching plot twisting a bit in interesting directions. Still… there’s something not quite satisfying about it. Maybe it’s that the two main characters can never actually meet, so their arguments are always indirect. Christian Slater, though, does a great job of separating the two characters.

Doctor Who: Big news here is that David Tennant is leaving the show at the end of 2009′s specials. That hurts. He’s really great. He’ll be a tough act to follow, I think… but then I thought that after Christopher Eccleston, too, and that turned out great. Other old, but disappointing news is that the rumored multiple Doctors Children-in-need special didn’t happen, but instead featured the opening clip from this year’s Christmas special “The Next Doctor”. I don’t think this is the actor who will be taking over for Tennant, but it looks interesting:

Something on Battlestar Galactica has surfaced. The trailer for the last half of the final season for the show is out. Looks good.

And remember that Star Trek trailer that was released last week? A new version of it was released with a single small but significant change. Nimoy’s Spock stops in to drop a few familiar words:

Live long, and prosper

Well, that’s it for now. Maybe next time I’ll have news on things that haven’t been reported to death already.

First off, if you haven’t yet, go see the trailer. This one is worth the HD download. It’s pretty.

Okay, back already? Good.

Looks pretty good, don’t it?

I’m not going to obsess over the details here. I’ll do that at other blogs. Just wanted to put my quick two cents in: I can already tell from the trailer… I’m gonna like this movie.

Apparently, I’m an easy . . . → Read More: Star Trek (2009) full trailer released]]>

Kirk and Spock over the Enterprise

First off, if you haven’t yet, go see the trailer. This one is worth the HD download. It’s pretty.

Okay, back already? Good.

Looks pretty good, don’t it?

I’m not going to obsess over the details here. I’ll do that at other blogs. Just wanted to put my quick two cents in: I can already tell from the trailer… I’m gonna like this movie.

Apparently, I’m an easy sell, though. I also like Star Trek: Insurrection and Star Trek: Nemesis.

There will be fan-boys freaking out about this one. I think that’s inevitable. (“They’re building the ship on the planet?! Oh No! This movie will suck!”) But there’s no pleasing those people. I really do enjoy Star Trek, but if an inconsistency or two show up… oh well. It’s a movie/franchise. Continuity wasn’t even invented until Star Trek went off the air originally. I think it’ll be great.

Despite having said that, there is one thing that I’m going to bring up as a potential continuity issue, but only because Abrams brought it up himself (or someone did in the interview I read somewhere): the Federation knows of, but has never met a Romulan face-to-face before the time period of the original series. I’m not sure how Abrams is going to deal with this then…

Romulan looking down at Kirk during fight

Sure looks to me like Kirk and a Romulan in a fight.

Guess what. If they don’t explain it, I’ll be okay. A little disappointed, since they brought it up, but it won’t prevent me from liking the movie.

(Hmm… I haven’t even finished the 2008 movie list, yet, and it looks like I’ll need to start making my 2009 list.)

[tag]Wil Wheaton[/tag] has taken to doing reviews of old [tag]Star Trek: The Next Generation[/tag] episodes. He’s only done a few so far, all from the first season, but they are very funny. A ton of pop-culture references make it even more fun to read.

While speaking as someone who played arguably the most hated hero character in sci-fi until [tag]Jar-Jar[/tag], he manages to skewer . . . → Read More: Wil Wheaton reviews the show that made everyone hate him]]> Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Last Outpost – TV Squad

[tag]Wil Wheaton[/tag] has taken to doing reviews of old [tag]Star Trek: The Next Generation[/tag] episodes. He’s only done a few so far, all from the first season, but they are very funny. A ton of pop-culture references make it even more fun to read.

While speaking as someone who played arguably the most hated hero character in sci-fi until [tag]Jar-Jar[/tag], he manages to skewer some of the stupid writing that plagued the show, particularly in its premier season.

Data says [tag]Ferengi[/tag] are like traders, and explains this with the most obvious contemporary reference: Yankee traders from 18th century America. This indicates that, in the 24th century, the traditional practice of using 400 year-old comparisons is still in vogue, like when you’re stuck in traffic on the freeway, and you say, “Man, this is just like Vasco de Gama trying to go around the Cape of Good Hope!”

The writing style is engaging, and I find myself agreeing completely with his take on the episodes. I hope he continues to post his thoughts.